February 2012
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“My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar...”
– Neil Gaiman (via booksandnerds)
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Give me a number!
200: My middle name is:
199: I was born in:
198: I am really:
197: My cell phone company is:
196: My eye color is:
195: My shoe size is:
194: My ring size is:
193: My height and weight are:
192: I am allergic to:
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was:
189: Last book you read:
188: My bed is:
187: My pet:
186: My best friend:
185: My favorite shampoo is:
184: AIM name:
183: Piggy Banks are:
182: In my pockets:
181: On my calendar:
180: Marriage is:
179: Sponge Bob can:
178: My mom:
177: The last three cd's I bought were:
176: Last YouTube video watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
174: Do you have any siblings:
173: Are your parents divorced:
172: Are you taller than your mom?
171: Do you play an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday:
I Believe In:
169: Love at first sight:
168: Luck:
167: Fate:
166: Yourself:
165: Aliens:
164: Heaven:
163: Hell:
162: God:
161: Horoscopes:
160: Soul mates:
159: Ghosts:
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
156: Orbs:
155: Magic:
Which is Better
154: Hugs or Kisses:
153: Drunk or High:
152: Phone or Online:
151: Red heads or Black haired:
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
149: Hot or cold:
148: Summer or winter:
147: Autumn or Spring:
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
145: Night or Day:
144: Oranges or Apples:
143: Curly or Straight hair:
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
140: Mac or PC:
139: Flip flops or high heals:
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
131: Small town or Big city:
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
124: Disney or Six Flags:
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
Here's What I Think About
122: War:
121: George Bush:
120: Gay Marriage:
119: The presidential election:
118: Abortion:
117: MySpace:
116: Reality TV:
115: Parents:
114: Back stabbers:
113: Ebay:
112: Sex:
111: Work:
110: My Neighbors:
109: Gas Prices:
108: Designer Clothes:
107: College:
106: Sports:
105: My family:
104: The future:
Last time I
103: Hugged someone:
102: Last time you ate:
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
98: Took a vacation:
97: Swam in a pool:
96: Changed a diaper:
95: Got my nails done:
94: Went to a wedding:
93: Broke a bone:
92: Got a peircing:
91: Broke the law:
90: Texted:
MISC
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
73: Tomorrow:
72: Today:
71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
64: My friends are:
63: My computer is:
62: My School:
61: My Car:
60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
57: TV shows you watch:
56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
52: My room is:
51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Whos your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
My Favorites
37: Candy:
36: Vehicle:
35: President:
34: State visited:
33: Cell Phone Provider:
32: Athlete:
31: Actor:
30: Actress:
29: Singer:
28: Band:
27: Clothing Store:
26: Grocery Store:
25: TV show:
24: Movie:
23: Website:
22: Animal:
21: Theme Park:
20: Holiday:
19: Sport to watch:
18: Sport to play:
17: Magazine:
16: Book:
15: Day of the week:
14: Beach:
13: Concert Attended:
12: Thing to cook:
11: Food:
10: Restaurant:
9: Radio Station:
8: Yankee Candle scent:
7: Perfume:
6: Flower:
5: Color:
4: Talk Show host:
3: Comedian:
2: Dog Breed:
1: Would you be able to delete your blog?
Go ahead...entertain me : )
DO IT
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archaeosaur: social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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jim: hello?
person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
telemarketer: w-wha--
jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
jim: wait...
jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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Reblog if you can pronounce...
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If you start the summary of your fanfiction with “Ummm…” I’m not going to read it. If you use fragments of sentences strung together with ellipses for your summary, I am not going to read it. If you tell me to go to the first chapter to read a summary, I’m not going to read it. If you use “lol” or “omg” in your summary, I’m not going...
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settingfires replied to your post: Should I do yoga tonight? No. Go read more Good Omens. ~salutes with good arm~ Will do!
Feb 24th
Should I do yoga tonight?
I’m feeling guilty since I skipped it last night to really Good Omens, but I really hurt my elbow today and don’t want to make it worse…
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reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
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